"Hummm, I feel like a Dick Tonight? But which Should I ever choose???"
"Dick For Me!!! Dick For You!!!"
"My Dick cums in an assortment of colors, it's a rainbow of fruit flavors right in your mouth.(Or Eye)"
"I AM A ROBOT...MY DICK CAN PENATRATE...IT ALSO HAS LASER SCOPE ACCURACY...RESISTANCE IS FUTILE"
"ME PROUD WARRIOR...ME PROUD TO BE WHITE MAN'S BITCH AND SUCK HIS DICK"
"With so many Dicks, How will I ever Decide, Which Dick is right for me???"