"Hummm, I feel like a Dick Tonight? But which Should I ever choose???"






"Dick For Me!!! Dick For You!!!"






"My Dick cums in an assortment of colors, it's a rainbow of fruit flavors right in your mouth.(Or Eye)"






"I AM A ROBOT...MY DICK CAN PENATRATE...IT ALSO HAS LASER SCOPE ACCURACY...RESISTANCE IS FUTILE"






"ME PROUD WARRIOR...ME PROUD TO BE WHITE MAN'S BITCH AND SUCK HIS DICK"






"With so many Dicks, How will I ever Decide, Which Dick is right for me???"



YOU DECIDE 2000

The Grinch Dick Poll
Which of the above dicks is right for me???


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