Stripped To Kill 2
Live Girls!
Year: 1989
Rated: R
Run Time: 88 minutes
Production Company: American Eagle Films /United Film Distribution
Director: Katt Shea
Starring: Maria Ford, Marjean Holden, Debra Lamb
This Stuff'll Make You: A Goddamn Sexual Tyrannosaurus

"A Horrifying Tale of Booty & The Beast"

You remember that old saying that Goes, "There is more then one way to skin a cat"? Well folks, this movie shows you how to shave that Pussy! When watching this movie, certain Questions come to mind:

1) Why is this a horror movie?

2) Are those nipples real?

3) Is too much titty too much?


4) How can sluts do that with a bottle opener?

You see this flick is about a girl (I don't remember any of the names and if you're a real man, you won't either!) who keeps having a dream about a treasure troll coming to her and kissing her with a razor blade!!! After the bloody kiss, the troll turns out to be her roommate!! Fucked up, Huh? Well that's about it for the plot! The whole story takes place a a cheap strip club, with a bunch of two bit Ho's! They throw in a Gay cop for fun...actually he's not gay, but he should be! Let's see....I think that about covers everything! Oh yeah, I forgot....THE TITTY!

The TITTY in this film was very interesting! Having seen quite a few of them in my life, I must say that these TITTIES weren't all that. When I see a movie with Titty in it, I WANT A GOOD PIECE OF TITTY! Hell, you've got the money, find someone who can work it!! These TITTIES lacked that special quality that I want to see in a movie! Hell, if I want to see some average low-key Titty, I'll go downtown and get some! In the movies, I WANT SUPER PHAT TITTIES!

Oh well, This movie isn't really good, and actually it sucks pretty bad!! But since it does have Titty, we can't put it on the Shit List. HOWEVER, IF YOU ARE A SICK MOTHER FUCKER, AND ENJOY SEEING TITTY NON-STOP FOR AN HOUR WHILE YOU WACK OFF, THEN THIS IS YOUR MOVIE!


-El Santo

Our Rating System

Mr. Paul: "Don't rent this movie. Don't ask why we rented it either... we honestly don't remember. If you want a psychological thriller rent Barney's Big Adventure if you want titties and pole dancing get an Evening of Playboy Cinema on Pay Per View but for Ookla's sake don't lower yourself to the intelligence level of a retarded banana and subject you and your friends (or yourself alone in a dark room) to this titilating waste of time."

Z-man: "This has got to be one of the more embarassing movies we've blundered into here at NOTC. I think I saw this one on "Showtime After Hours" as a kid... right after TAKIN' IT OFF! Still, I can't place a movie that features pole dancing, maniac strippers on the Shit List with a clean conscious. Oh, the humanity."

El Santo: "I can't believe I'm about to say this, but this movie had too much TITTY and not enough Killing/Plot! DON'T rent it if you want to see a horror movie with some Nice Tits, like the first Slumber party or something! DO rent this if you can't get a date, and need something to wack off to! You've been warned, Now go Fuck Off!"

Eagle Te: "I enjoy titty as much as the next Kung Fu villian, but DAMN! One may ask if there can ever be TOO much titty...the answer is YES...when the titties are shitty! Very little worthwhile here unless you are looking to give the tube steak a few hearty whacks...I prefer THE GOLDEN GIRLS but to each his own!"

General Zod: "With a name like that, it has to suck ass. But, don't take General Zod's word for it, you sick fuck. Go enjoy your random nudity, but you better not bitch when those skylight trolls give you nightmares."